Drink Water or Get Abused

Have you ever felt personally attacked by your own Notion template?

"Drink or Get Abused" is a brutally honest Notion template that bullies you into staying hydrated—with sarcasm, sass, and just enough guilt to actually work.

And weirdly... it’s effective. Like, clear skin and consistent pee schedule effective.

📈 Why You’ll Actually Love Using This:

• ✅ You’ll finally want to track your water
• 🤭 Getting abused by a Notion page is weirdly addictive
• 🔁 Tiny, satisfying clicks = real habit loops forming
• 😌 No guilt from yesterday—just focus on showing up today
• 💧 Your skin, brain, energy, and even your mood will thank you

🧙‍♂️ Who This Is Perfect For:

• People who know they need to drink more water (but don’t)
• Notion lovers who track everything… except hydration
• Gamers, students, and procrastinators who forget to sip
• Anyone who wants to turn hydration into a daily dopamine hit
• You—yes, you—if you're still reading 👀

📦 What You’ll Get inside the Template:

• A fully functional, aesthetic water tracker built in Notion
• Pre-set hydration buttons (from 100ml to 300ml & custom)
• Built-in roasting logic based on your water intake level
• Warning for overhydration
• Beautiful feed view focused only on today’s progress
• Water Log of past 7 days
• Week-wise & month-wise Calendar view

❓Frequently Asked Questions

1. Do I need a paid Notion plan?
   No, all features work perfectly with Notion’s free plan.
2. What happens after purchase?
   You’ll get instant access to the template and can duplicate it into your Notion workspace.
3. Can I customize the template?
   Of course! Go wild. It’s yours once you duplicate it.
4. Is my payment secure?
   Yes, transactions are handled through Gumroad’s secure payment system.